Best of Penny on Happy Endings Season One
“I call cakes big ol’ cookies, I call noodles long ass rice, fried chicken is fry fry chicky chick, chicken parmesan is chicky chicky parm parm, chicken caciatore is chicky catch, I call eggs pre-birds or future birds, root beer is super water, tortillas are bean blankets, and I call forks…food rakes!”
Tom Haverford, Parks and Rec 3.10
(Source: thesimpsonswayoflife, via oldcharethcutestory)
(Source: deaduntildawn)
Max: Are you really cleaning underneath the couch or are you just waiting to slide out with an outdated zinger?
Jane: I haven’t seen anything that unnecessarily complicated since the third season of LOST. Am I right?
Happy Endings 2.21
(Source: fuckyeahlost.com, via fuckyeahlost)
George’s Answering Machine
(Source: dziekuje)
“Oh don’t worry about me. I can only connect with people through movies.”
Abed, Community 1.24
Alternatives to Intercourse:
Get to Know a Neighbor
Tick/Lice Check
Change Your Email Password
Look at Pics of STDs
Write a Convict
Met a Friend for Decaf
Watch Friday Night Lights
(via televixen)
“Yeah. What the hell is in Snake Juice? Demerol?”
Ann Perkins, Parks and Rec 3.13
